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It's fun to watch shit that's terrible. Pile in with a bunch of other anons and come watch /bmn/, the only board willing to see if "So bad, it's good" is applicable to virtual divegrass.
History
The 8chan Cup
Drawing into Group B with three other brand-new teams, /test/, /unna/, and /wooo/, many didn't know what to make of /bmn/'s chances. The team didn't do much to endear themselves to onlooking fans, making their Cup debut in a 0-0 snoozefest with /test/. With the previously-victorious /wooo/ standing as their second opponent, /bmn/ needed a better showing if they wanted to stay alive for the final day. Putting on an excellent offensive showing, /bmn/ buried the opposition early, taking a 3-0 lead into half, and winning the pseudo 'Bad Actors Derby' by a final of 3-1. With 4 points in hand, and winless /unna/ up next, advancing to the knockouts seemed a foregone conclusion for /bmn/. Despite the on-paper matchup though, /unna/ proved they were more than a match for these bad cinephiles, shocking /bmn/ by opening the scoring at 25', and netting a game-winner just after the start of the 2nd half. The 2-1 loss meant /bmn/'s fate was now out of their hands, and would come down to the result of /test/ vs. /wooo/. Anything other than a /wooo/ victory would see /bmn/ through to the knockouts, and in a thoroughly back-and-forth contest, /test/ grabbed victory in the 90th minute, seeing /bmn/ through on 4 points and second in Group B.
Not playing well enough to earn the bye, /bmn/ drew fan-favorite /bane/ in the First Round. The battle between the newcomers and the experienced vets quickly turned into a gritty affair, only broken open in the 2nd half by a 63rd minute goal from Wreckage Brother. /bmn/ could not find the tying marker in the final 30 or so minutes of the match, and were forced to exit on the 1-0 loss.
Roster
Main Article: /bmn/ Roster.
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Roster Stats
Main Article: /bmn/ Stats.
Player | Matches Played | Career Goals | Career Assists | Man of the Match |
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General George | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Steven Seagal | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Agent 00 | 9 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Khalil | 17 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Mexican Dracula | 8 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
The Chinaman | 16 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Stairs-Chan | 18 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
Evolver | 9 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
Disco Godfather | 18 | 8 | 5 | 2 |
Pres E Dent | 18 | 12 | 3 | 1 |
Devon's Ghost | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Di'ablo | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
1-800-CIA-HELP | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Grandpa Cratchet | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Jean-Claude | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Lucifer | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Goals Scored | 24 |
Opponent own goals | 1 |
Total Goals: | 25 |
Goalkeeper stats
Keeper | Matches Played | Goals Conceded | Keeper Coefficient | Total Saves |
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David Decoteau | 8 | 8 | 1.00 | 21 |
Uwe Boll | 1 | 0 | 0.00 | 3 |
Match History
Note: Results list /bmn/'s goals first
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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July 21, 2018 | /test/ | The 8chan Cup Group B | 0-0 D | |
July 27, 2018 | /wooo/ | The 8chan Cup Group B | 3-1 W | 19' Kazaam 25', 29' Pres E Dent |
July 29 2018 | /unna/ | The 8chan Cup Group B | 1-2 L | 32' Disco Godfather |
August 4, 2018 | /bane/ | The 8chan Cup Knockout Stage | 0-1 L | |
January 4 2019 | /hisparefugio/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Group A | 1-1 D | 85' Pres E Dent |
January 5 2019 | /pol/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Group A | 3-3 D | 30', 58', 79' Pres E Dent |
January 12, 2019 | /christian/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Group A | 4-3 W | 7' Kazaam 14' Disco Godfather 41' Pres E Dent 78' Stairs-Chan |
January 19, 2019 | /a/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Knockout Stage | 2-1 W | 12' Pres E Dent 37' (o.g.) Hoihoi-san |
January 26, 2019 | /hgg/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Knockout Stage | 1-4 L | 16' Kazaam |
November 22, 2019 | /u/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D | 0-0 D | |
November 29, 2019 | /tv/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D | 0-0 D | |
November 30, 2019 | /sw/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D | 1-0 W | 82' Pres E Dent |
November 30, 2019 | /u/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Tiebreaker Game | 0-2 l | |
December 7, 2019 | /monster/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Knockout Stage | 4-1 W | 41', 60', 90+4' Disco Godfather 77' Pres E Dent |
December 7, 2019 | /kind/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Knockout Stage | 0-1 L | |
August 8, 2020 | /mecha/ | Infinity Cup 6 Group D | 2-2 D | 14' Pres E Dent 75' Disco Godfather |
August 15, 2020 | /2hu/ | Infinity Cup 6 Group D | 2-1 W | 53' Pres E Dent 90+0' Disco Godfather |
August 23, 2020 | /loomis/ | Infinity Cup 6 Group D | 0-1 L | |
August 29, 2020 | /monster/ | Infinity Cup 6 Knockout Stage | 1-2 L | 48' Disco Godfather |