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/bmn/
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Bmn logo.png
/bmn/ - Bad Movie Night
Founded 2018
Manager No representative
Team rep https://8kun.top/bmn/
Team colors
Extra team color
HEX color DC9D06
Bad Movie Yellow
Top scorer Pres E Dent (12)
Top assister Disco Godfather, David Decoteau (3)
Captain Pres E Dent
Nickname '
Home Ground The Room
Official Competition Record
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 6 6 18 33.33%
GF GA GD
25 24 +1
Biggest win
/monster/ Monster icon.png 1–4 Bmn icon.png /bmn/
December 7, 2019
Biggest defeat
/bmn/ Bmn icon.png 1–4 Hgg icon.png /hgg/
January 29, 2019
First match
/bmn/ Bmn icon.png 0–0 Test icon.png /test/
July 21, 2018
Team music
Anthem Turu tu tu tu tu tu

Goal horn Cramming for College
Kits
Home kit Bmn firstkit.png
Away kit Bmn secondkit.png
Goalkeeper kit Bmn gkkit.png


It's fun to watch shit that's terrible. Pile in with a bunch of other anons and come watch /bmn/, the only board willing to see if "So bad, it's good" is applicable to virtual divegrass.

History

The 8chan Cup

Drawing into Group B with three other brand-new teams, /test/, /unna/, and /wooo/, many didn't know what to make of /bmn/'s chances. The team didn't do much to endear themselves to onlooking fans, making their Cup debut in a 0-0 snoozefest with /test/. With the previously-victorious /wooo/ standing as their second opponent, /bmn/ needed a better showing if they wanted to stay alive for the final day. Putting on an excellent offensive showing, /bmn/ buried the opposition early, taking a 3-0 lead into half, and winning the pseudo 'Bad Actors Derby' by a final of 3-1. With 4 points in hand, and winless /unna/ up next, advancing to the knockouts seemed a foregone conclusion for /bmn/. Despite the on-paper matchup though, /unna/ proved they were more than a match for these bad cinephiles, shocking /bmn/ by opening the scoring at 25', and netting a game-winner just after the start of the 2nd half. The 2-1 loss meant /bmn/'s fate was now out of their hands, and would come down to the result of /test/ vs. /wooo/. Anything other than a /wooo/ victory would see /bmn/ through to the knockouts, and in a thoroughly back-and-forth contest, /test/ grabbed victory in the 90th minute, seeing /bmn/ through on 4 points and second in Group B.

Not playing well enough to earn the bye, /bmn/ drew fan-favorite /bane/ in the First Round. The battle between the newcomers and the experienced vets quickly turned into a gritty affair, only broken open in the 2nd half by a 63rd minute goal from Wreckage Brother. /bmn/ could not find the tying marker in the final 30 or so minutes of the match, and were forced to exit on the 1-0 loss.

Roster

Main Article: /bmn/ Roster.

No. Position Player
9 Pos-GK.png David Decoteau
16 Pos-LB.png General George
4 Pos-CB.png Steven Seagal
36 Pos-CB.png Agent 00
2 Pos-RB.png Khalil
18 Pos-LMF.png The Chinaman
14 Pos-RMF.png Stairs-chan
23 Pos-CMF.png Mexican Dracula
19 Pos-AMF.png Evolver
7 Pos-SS.png Disco Godfather
1 Pos-CF.png Pres E Dent (Captain)
No. Position Player
17 Pos-GK.png Uwe Boll
20 Pos-CB.png Devon's Ghost
66 Pos-RB.png Di'ablo
12 Pos-DMF.png Universal Soldier
8 Pos-DMF.png 1-800-CIA-HELP
6 Pos-LMF.png Grandpa Cratchet
13 Pos-RMF.png Gloria Tesch
3 Pos-CMF.png Jean-Claude
22 Pos-AMF.png Lucifer
                 Formation
Bmn icon.png /bmn/
Formation: 4-3-1-2
BMNFormation.png
A more defined formation than their original 4-5-1, the 4-3-1-2 has so far provided /bmn/ with an incredibly staunch defense. The offensive opportunities have yet to blossom for the squad, but a talented front two remain an ever-present threat to opposing back lines.

Roster Stats

Main Article: /bmn/ Stats.

Player Matches Played Career Goals Career Assists Man of the Match
General George 18 0 1 0
Steven Seagal 8 0 0 0
Agent 00 9 0 0 0
Khalil 17 0 0 0
Mexican Dracula 8 0 0 0
The Chinaman 16 0 0 0
Stairs-Chan 18 1 3 0
Evolver 9 0 2 0
Disco Godfather 18 8 5 2
Pres E Dent 18 12 3 1
Devon's Ghost 4 0 0 0
Di'ablo 3 0 0 0
1-800-CIA-HELP 2 0 0 0
Grandpa Cratchet 7 0 1 0
Jean-Claude 6 0 0 0
Lucifer 6 0 0 0
Goals Scored 24
Opponent own goals 1
Total Goals: 25

Goalkeeper stats

Keeper Matches Played Goals Conceded Keeper Coefficient Total Saves
David Decoteau 8 8 1.00 21
Uwe Boll 1 0 0.00 3

Match History

Note: Results list /bmn/'s goals first

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
July 21, 2018 Test icon.png /test/ The 8chan Cup Group B 0-0 D
July 27, 2018 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ The 8chan Cup Group B 3-1 W Goal 19' Kazaam
Goal 25'29' Pres E Dent
July 29 2018 Unna icon.png /unna/ The 8chan Cup Group B 1-2 L Goal 32' Disco Godfather
August 4, 2018 Bane icon.png /bane/ The 8chan Cup Knockout Stage 0-1 L
January 4 2019 Hisparefugio icon.png /hisparefugio/ The 8chan Cup 4 Group A 1-1 D Goal 85' Pres E Dent
January 5 2019 Pol icon.png /pol/ The 8chan Cup 4 Group A 3-3 D Goal 30'58'79' Pres E Dent
January 12, 2019 Christian icon.png /christian/ The 8chan Cup 4 Group A 4-3 W Goal 7' Kazaam
Goal 14' Disco Godfather
Goal 41' Pres E Dent
Goal 78' Stairs-Chan
January 19, 2019 A icon.png /a/ The 8chan Cup 4 Knockout Stage 2-1 W Goal 12' Pres E Dent
Goal 37' (o.g.) Hoihoi-san
January 26, 2019 Hgg icon.png /hgg/ The 8chan Cup 4 Knockout Stage 1-4 L Goal 16' Kazaam
November 22, 2019 Yuri icon.png /u/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D 0-0 D
November 29, 2019 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D 0-0 D
November 30, 2019 Sw icon.png /sw/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D 1-0 W Goal 82' Pres E Dent
November 30, 2019 Yuri icon.png /u/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Tiebreaker Game 0-2 l
December 7, 2019 Monster icon.png /monster/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Knockout Stage 4-1 W Goal 41'60'90+4' Disco Godfather
Goal 77' Pres E Dent
December 7, 2019 Kind icon.png /kind/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Knockout Stage 0-1 L
August 8, 2020 Mecha icon.png /mecha/ Infinity Cup 6 Group D 2-2 D Goal 14' Pres E Dent
Goal 75' Disco Godfather
August 15, 2020 2hu icon.png /2hu/ Infinity Cup 6 Group D 2-1 W Goal 53' Pres E Dent
Goal 90+0' Disco Godfather
August 23, 2020 Loomis icon.png /loomis/ Infinity Cup 6 Group D 0-1 L
August 29, 2020 Monster icon.png /monster/ Infinity Cup 6 Knockout Stage 1-2 L Goal 48' Disco Godfather