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Jump to navigationJump to searchCurrent Roster[edit | edit source]
Starters[edit | edit source]
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | |
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21 | Alimony | Also played under the name "50k/Month" | |||
11 | Wojak | Also known as "feels guy" | |||
13 | Nick Denton | His company was bankrupted by Hulk Hogan | |||
4 | Dr. Gino DiGiannantonio | The original JFMSU, this dentist sports an improbable haircut which gave origin to the JUSTposting as we know it. | |||
8 | Jeb! | "Please clap." | |||
9 | Mark Mann | Board owner of /v/ and Nintendo fanboy. He's in the middle of a small sized mutiny and has looked pretty bad (more than usual) through the whole thing. | |||
23 | Imkampfy | Also known as "The Turkroach" this former /pol/ mod got BTFO by CodeMonkey after trying to ban him. Has an unhealthy obsession with jewish dyke Rachel Maddow. | |||
10 | Hillary Clinton | "Coughing fit, pants of shit" | |||
2 | Shia Labeouf | Current status: DIVIDED | |||
1 (Captain) | Brendan Fraser | A former forward for /tv/, Brendan, along with Dr. Gino and Drake Bell, left the team to create /just/. Brendan wears the captain's armband for /just/ as part of his quest to finally unfuck his shit. | |||
3 | Cliff Bleszinski | Failed game developer, unlikely to find a new job |
Bench[edit | edit source]
Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description | |
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20 | Shinji | ||||
24 | Afton 'Succubus' Smith | Jewish demon succubus who fucked Brendan's shit up with the use of an old curse known to men as "Alimony". She is now planning to JUSTing someone else once Brendan's money will be over. | |||
22 | CM Punk | Former WWE wrestler, wannabe tough guy who got his shit fucked up in UFC not only once, but twice ending up looking like the complete joke he always was. Currently on Suicide Watch. | |||
15 | David Cameron | ||||
14 | Bruce Jenner | ||||
7 | Kayne West | ||||
5 | Kathy Griffin | Victim of the Trump curse who shaved her head in shame now resembling more the goblin she is. |
Inactive/Retired Players[edit | edit source]
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1 | Who Wants a New Wii? | ""
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16 | Furry Vengeance | ""
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3 | Robin Williams | An hero'd
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2 | Kenny Samson | ""
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25 | Just Cuck My Shit Up | ""
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26 | Ben Affleck | ""
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6 | Jake Lloyd | ""
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23 | The Defense Lawyer | ""
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15 | ==JUST== | ""
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17 | The Mummy | ""
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37 | Texas Rising | ""
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18 | Drake Bell |
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10 | Aarons Paul |
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7 | Second Divorce Lawyer | ""
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21 | John Travolta | ""
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15 | Chris Tucker | ""
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29 | The Barber |
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24 | The Chamcham |