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A founding sixteen member, and certainly the most polarizing both in terms of support and goals, /pone/ is probably the cup's worst best team. Although they opened the first Infinity Cup with Aryanne's tremendous 5-goal performance against /pol/ that launched them to a 5-4 victory, they have struggled since. After their opening victory, they lost the quarterfinal match in an embarrassing 6-3 display to /leftypol/, wherein their only three goals came in garbage time. However, after it was discovered that /leftypol/ had played the match with improper goalkeeper stats, the match result was effectively vacated, to the pleasure of /pone/fags everywhere. Unfortunately, after /leftypol/ lost the rematch to /k/ and they advanced to face /pone/, /pone/ found themselves on the small end of an even worse 10-5 result, eliminating them from the cup for real.
The second Infinity Cup has been even less kind to /pone/. After dumping Aryanne in the off-season between cups for no particularly good reasons (aside from a different person handling things), /pone/ opened the second cup with a still worse shitkicking, this time getting legitimately crushed by /leftypol/ in a 6-0 rout. Then, after dominating /fit/ for 85 minutes but scoring no goals, a virtual fluke of a goal dropped them to 0-0-2, with the threat of joining /gamergate/ as the only other winless team in the group stages. Fortunately for /pone/, a slogfest against the almost equally terrible /baphomet/ ended in a 2-1 victory and spared them from further embarrassment. Nonetheless, /pone/ ended its second cup on a low note, having scored just 2 goals, while giving up 8, and leaving the team's future as a cup contender in doubt.
History
Infinity Cup I (Summer 2015)
/pone/ entered the first Infinity Cup at an impressive #2 seed thanks to the good graces of random.org, pitting them against the #15 seed /pol/. While random, the two teams' seeding proved to be rather indicative of the outcome -- /pone/ steamrolled their way to a 5-4 victory on the wings (horn?) of Aryanne, who scored all five of /pone/'s goals.
Despite the impressive, golden boot inspiring performance by Aryanne, /pone/'s cup run was seemingly cut short after /leftypol/ crushed them by a score of 6-3. However, the match result was voided when /leftypol/ was found to have used a goalkeeper with higher-than-legal stats, and leftypol went on to lose their rematch with /k/ 4-2. This gave /pone/ new life, but once again their run was cut short when /k/ beat them by an even worse score of 10-5, eliminating them for real. However, there was one silver lining: despite playing just two official matches, Aryanne still managed a solid top-ten scorers finish, and averaged the highest number of goals per game.
Infinity Cup II (Winter 2015)
Roster
Main Article: /pone/ Roster.
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Roster Stats
Main Article: /pone/ Stats.
Player | Matches Played | Career Goals | Career Assists | Man of the Match |
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Newfag Roundup | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Lord Eight Cocks | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Tara Twitter Tantrums | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 |
>everycreature | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Sketchy | 13 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
Ruby | 17 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Red | 17 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
B& Every Time | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Comfy Speed | 4 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
Aryanne | 14 | 9 | 1 | 0 |
Rare Donk | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
G5 Nightmare | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
3 Polls | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Conservative Sunset Shimmer | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Earth Pony Twilight | 11 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Glimmerfag | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
>>>/mlp/ | 6 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Spoilered Porn | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Goals Scored | 29 |
Opponent own goals | 2 |
Total Goals: | 31 |
Goalkeeper stats
Keeper | Matches Played | Goals Conceded | Keeper Coefficient | Total Saves |
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GEP | 11 | 21 | 1.91 | 13 |
Match history
Note: Results list /pone/'s goals first
Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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June, 2015 | /pol/ | Summer 2015 Infinity Cup | 5-4 W | 25', 33', 39', 66', 72' Aryanne |
June, 2015 | /leftypol/ | Summer 2015 Infinity Cup | 3-6[1] C | 75', 83' Aryanne 77' Megan Internet Defense Force |
July, 2015 | /k/ | Summer 2015 Infinity Cup | 5-10 (4-6, 1-4)[2] L | Game 1: 31' Aryanne 71', 77', 90+4' Starlight Glimmer Game 2: 71' Ruby |
January, 2016 | /leftypol/ | Winter 2015 Infinity Cup | 0-6 L | |
January, 2016 | /fit/ | Winter 2015 Infinity Cup | 0-1 L | |
January, 2016 | /baphomet/ | Winter 2015 Infinity Cup | 2-1 W | 13' Red 48' Sketchy |
July 22, 2018 | /animu/ | The 8chan Cup Group E | 2-4 L | 25', 45+2' Hume |
July 28, 2018 | /argentina/ | The 8chan Cup Group E | 3-1 W | 70', 90' /hume/ 83' Sketchy |
July 29, 2018 | /tv/ | The 8chan Cup Group E | 4-1 W | 18' (o.g.) Scam and Hyde 27', 32' Sketchy 90+2' (o.g.) Big Harv |
August 4, 2018 | /ita/ | The 8chan Cup Knockout Stage | 1-3 L | 73' /hume/ |
January 5, 2019 | /wooo/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Group H | 3-0 W | 18' G5 Nightmare 50' EarthPonyTwilight 73' Red |
January 11, 2019 | /strek/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Group H | 0-2 L | |
January 14, 2019 | /cow/ | The 8chan Cup 4 Group H | 1-2 L | 38' Sketchy |
November 22, 2019 | /b/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group B | 1-2 L | 73' Aryanne |
November 23, 2019 | /ck/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group B | 2-0 W | 3' Aryanne 16' Red |
November 29, 2019 | /a/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group B | 0-2 L | |
December 7, 2019 | /kind/ | 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Knockout Stage | 2-4 L | 24' Red 45' Aryanne |
Rivalries
/leftypol/ - The Cancer Bowl |
In probably the least surprising development in cup history, /pone/ does not get along very well with /leftypol/ post-rigging. Unfortunately for /pone/, the only time they have faced /leftypol/ since is tied for the record of worst asskicking in the entire history of the cup (/hebe/'s 8-2 wrecking of /co/ being the other game to claim the record). |
0-0-2 (0-0-1 officially) |
/furry/ - The "Degenerate Shit" Bowl |
A tried and true classic, /furry/ and /pone/ have never officially met in the Infinity Cup. Nonetheless, the two teams had an unofficial match at the end the fourth match day of Infinity Cup II (thanks OGRO!), which /furry/ won 5-2. |
0-0-1 (unofficial) |