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/pone/
All things pony, spoilered R34 is allowed (18+)
Pone logo.png
/pone/ - My Little Pony
Founded Summer 2015
Manager No representative
Team rep https://8kun.top/pone/index.html and https://mlpol.net/
Team colors
Extra team colors
HEX color E97F7A
/pone/ Blue
Top scorer Aryanne (9)
Top assister Starlight Glimmer, Sketchy (3)
Captain Red
Nickname The Horsefuckers
Home Ground Golden Oak Library Memorial Stadium
Official Competition Record
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 0 10 16 37.5%
GF GA GD
31 43 -12
Biggest win
/pone/ Pone icon.png 4–1 Tv icon.png /tv/
July 29, 2018
Biggest defeat
/pone/ Pone icon.png 0–6 Leftypol icon.png /leftypol/
January 9, 2016
First match
/pone/ Pone icon.png 5–4 Pol icon.png /pol/
June 20, 2015
Team music
Anthem Pony Should Pony Pony

Goal horn We Want Fun
Aryanne B-Mashina (CHORUS remix)
Red You Are A Pirate!
Discord Discord
Kits
Home kit Pone firstkit.png
Away kit Pone secondkit.png
Goalkeeper kit Pone gkkit.png


A founding sixteen member, and certainly the most polarizing both in terms of support and goals, /pone/ is probably the cup's worst best team. Although they opened the first Infinity Cup with Aryanne's tremendous 5-goal performance against /pol/ that launched them to a 5-4 victory, they have struggled since. After their opening victory, they lost the quarterfinal match in an embarrassing 6-3 display to /leftypol/, wherein their only three goals came in garbage time. However, after it was discovered that /leftypol/ had played the match with improper goalkeeper stats, the match result was effectively vacated, to the pleasure of /pone/fags everywhere. Unfortunately, after /leftypol/ lost the rematch to /k/ and they advanced to face /pone/, /pone/ found themselves on the small end of an even worse 10-5 result, eliminating them from the cup for real.

The second Infinity Cup has been even less kind to /pone/. After dumping Aryanne in the off-season between cups for no particularly good reasons (aside from a different person handling things), /pone/ opened the second cup with a still worse shitkicking, this time getting legitimately crushed by /leftypol/ in a 6-0 rout. Then, after dominating /fit/ for 85 minutes but scoring no goals, a virtual fluke of a goal dropped them to 0-0-2, with the threat of joining /gamergate/ as the only other winless team in the group stages. Fortunately for /pone/, a slogfest against the almost equally terrible /baphomet/ ended in a 2-1 victory and spared them from further embarrassment. Nonetheless, /pone/ ended its second cup on a low note, having scored just 2 goals, while giving up 8, and leaving the team's future as a cup contender in doubt.

History

Infinity Cup I (Summer 2015)

/pone/ entered the first Infinity Cup at an impressive #2 seed thanks to the good graces of random.org, pitting them against the #15 seed /pol/. While random, the two teams' seeding proved to be rather indicative of the outcome -- /pone/ steamrolled their way to a 5-4 victory on the wings (horn?) of Aryanne, who scored all five of /pone/'s goals.

Despite the impressive, golden boot inspiring performance by Aryanne, /pone/'s cup run was seemingly cut short after /leftypol/ crushed them by a score of 6-3. However, the match result was voided when /leftypol/ was found to have used a goalkeeper with higher-than-legal stats, and leftypol went on to lose their rematch with /k/ 4-2. This gave /pone/ new life, but once again their run was cut short when /k/ beat them by an even worse score of 10-5, eliminating them for real. However, there was one silver lining: despite playing just two official matches, Aryanne still managed a solid top-ten scorers finish, and averaged the highest number of goals per game.

Infinity Cup II (Winter 2015)

Roster

Main Article: /pone/ Roster.

No. Position Player
1 Pos-GK.png GEP
4 Pos-LB.png Newfag Roundup
22 Pos-CB.png Tara Twitter Tantrums
8 Pos-CB.png Lord Eight Cocks
20 Pos-RB.png >everycreature
5 Pos-DMF.png Ruby
29 Pos-DMF.png Sketchy
38 Pos-AMF.png Red (Captain)
23 Pos-LWF.png B& Every Time
9 Pos-RWF.png Comfy Speed
2 Pos-CF.png Aryanne
No. Position Player
48 Pos-GK.png Dutch Senpai
26 Pos-CB.png Rare Donk
32 Pos-CB.png G5 Nightmare
3 Pos-LB.png 3 Polls
42 Pos-RB.png Conservative Sunset Shimmer
39 Pos-DMF.png Earth Pony Twilight
13 Pos-DMF.png Verbal Autism
11 Pos-DMF.png Dahloneighga
7 Pos-AMF.png Rule 7
34 Pos-LWF.png Glimmerfag
19 Pos-RWF.png >>>/mlp/
24 Pos-CF.png Spoilered Porn
                 Formation
Pone icon.png /pone/
Formation: 4-2-1-3
PoneFormation.png
/pone/'s formation of choice is the 4-2-1-3, also known as the 4-3-3 Triangle. 2 defensive midfielders lend support to the backline and help transition to offense via the attacking midfielder. The formation is built to funnel attacks through the middle of the field, though the wings provide flank options.

Roster Stats

Main Article: /pone/ Stats.

Player Matches Played Career Goals Career Assists Man of the Match
Newfag Roundup 3 0 0 0
Lord Eight Cocks 3 0 0 0
Tara Twitter Tantrums 11 0 1 0
>everycreature 4 0 0 0
Sketchy 13 5 3 0
Ruby 17 1 0 0
Red 17 4 1 1
B& Every Time 4 0 0 0
Comfy Speed 4 0 2 0
Aryanne 14 9 1 0
Rare Donk 1 0 0 0
G5 Nightmare 11 1 0 0
3 Polls 4 0 0 0
Conservative Sunset Shimmer 2 0 0 0
Earth Pony Twilight 11 1 0 0
Glimmerfag 4 0 0 0
>>>/mlp/ 6 0 0 0
Spoilered Porn 3 0 0 0
Goals Scored 29
Opponent own goals 2
Total Goals: 31

Goalkeeper stats

Keeper Matches Played Goals Conceded Keeper Coefficient Total Saves
GEP 11 21 1.91 13

Match history

Note: Results list /pone/'s goals first

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
June, 2015 Pol icon.png /pol/ Summer 2015 Infinity Cup 5-4 W Goal 25'33'39'66'72' Aryanne
June, 2015 Leftypol icon.png /leftypol/ Summer 2015 Infinity Cup 3-6[1] C Goal 75'83' Aryanne
Goal 77' Megan Internet Defense Force
July, 2015 K icon.png /k/ Summer 2015 Infinity Cup 5-10 (4-6, 1-4)[2] L Game 1:
Goal 31' Aryanne
Goal 71'77'90+4' Starlight Glimmer
Game 2:
Goal 71' Ruby
January, 2016 Leftypol icon.png /leftypol/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 0-6 L
January, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 0-1 L
January, 2016 Baphomet icon.png /baphomet/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 2-1 W Goal 13' Red
Goal 48' Sketchy
July 22, 2018 Animu icon.png /animu/ The 8chan Cup Group E 2-4 L Goal 25'45+2' Hume
July 28, 2018 Argentina icon.png /argentina/ The 8chan Cup Group E 3-1 W Goal 70'90' /hume/
Goal 83' Sketchy
July 29, 2018 Tv icon.png /tv/ The 8chan Cup Group E 4-1 W Goal 18' (o.g.) Scam and Hyde
Goal 27'32' Sketchy
Goal 90+2' (o.g.) Big Harv
August 4, 2018 Ita icon.png /ita/ The 8chan Cup Knockout Stage 1-3 L Goal 73' /hume/
January 5, 2019 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ The 8chan Cup 4 Group H 3-0 W Goal 18' G5 Nightmare
Goal 50' EarthPonyTwilight
Goal 73' Red
January 11, 2019 Strek icon.png /strek/ The 8chan Cup 4 Group H 0-2 L
January 14, 2019 Cow icon.png /cow/ The 8chan Cup 4 Group H 1-2 L Goal 38' Sketchy
November 22, 2019 B icon.png /b/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group B 1-2 L Goal 73' Aryanne
November 23, 2019 Ck icon.png /ck/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group B 2-0 W Goal 3' Aryanne
Goal 16' Red
November 29, 2019 A icon.png /a/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group B 0-2 L
December 7, 2019 Kind icon.png /kind/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Knockout Stage 2-4 L Goal 24' Red
Goal 45' Aryanne
  1. The match was voided after it was discovered that /leftypol/ had been using a goalkeeper with improper stats.
  2. /k/ v /pone/ was played as two 10 minute games due to a Cotton !!ndCMl81rB2 fuck up. /pone/ lost both games 6-4 and 4-1, respectively, for an aggregate loss of 10-5.

Rivalries

Leftypol logo.png
/leftypol/ - The Cancer Bowl
In probably the least surprising development in cup history, /pone/ does not get along very well with /leftypol/ post-rigging. Unfortunately for /pone/, the only time they have faced /leftypol/ since is tied for the record of worst asskicking in the entire history of the cup (/hebe/'s 8-2 wrecking of /co/ being the other game to claim the record).
0-0-2 (0-0-1 officially)
Furry logo.png
/furry/ - The "Degenerate Shit" Bowl
A tried and true classic, /furry/ and /pone/ have never officially met in the Infinity Cup. Nonetheless, the two teams had an unofficial match at the end the fourth match day of Infinity Cup II (thanks OGRO!), which /furry/ won 5-2.
0-0-1 (unofficial)