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Pos. | No. | Name | Face | Description |
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3 | Porthos | Captain Archer's loyal beagle, who decided to find glory (and cheese) playing virtual footie. A fine and cute goalie who will not hesitate pissing on you. | ||
5 | Jonathan Archer | Captain of the Enterprise NX-01 and left-back for /strek/. Hates the Xindi, won't hesitate to steal your warp coil, likes his women latina, still dreams of the day Rick Berman will give him a better send-off than These Are The Voyages. | ||
25 | Shran | An Andorian and a proud member of the Imperial Guard, Shran was challenged by the pinkskin Archer to try his hand at football. Falling naturally into place as a centre-back, Shran will fuck your shit up if you even look at him or the pinkskin's dog the wrong way. | ||
16 | Reginald Barclay | /ourguy/ Reg, a systems diagnostic engineer, suffers from a severe case of autism and is therefore perfect for football. Forced to play by his counselor and waifu Deanna Troi, "Broccoli" tries to do his best as centre-back. | ||
2 | Gowron | Formerly the Chancellor of the Klingon High Council before being shanked by Worf, our favourite bug-eyed clamhead decided to find honour in football. A fierce centre-back, Gowron excells in making his opponents think he was a good guy all along only to hit them from behind. | ||
24 | Ezri Dax | A joined Trill freeing us from the "acting" of Terry Farrell, Ezri was a qt3.14 who we only had for one season, but who still managed to get fucked by both Worf and Bashir. After DS9 ended, she found her way to football and is now playing as right-back. | ||
9 | Miles O'Brien | The greatest sufferer in the Trek universe. Married to a being only known as Keiko and spent 20 years in a mind prison. He only has two joys in life - carving up Cardassian women and children and playing football while mocking the English. | ||
7 | William Shatner | It is known that two wrongs make a right and that is also the case with Bill Shatner. A Canuck and a Jew, he still remains /ourguy/. The eternal shitposter, he spends his days arguing with people on Twitter and making sure we all know who truly climbs the mountain in virtual footie. | ||
11 | Marc Alaimo | The one actor Trek fans on the chans love as much as they do Bill. Played the best character in Trek history, Gul Dukat, and eternally triggers (((Ira Behr))) by making sure everyone knows his character was the true good guy all along. Was glad to join the /strek/ team in centre midfield. | ||
18 | Gul Dukat | The man who did absolutely nothing wrong. A Cardassian, he will politely remind you that the Bajoran people should all be grateful to him. Maybe loved Bajoran pussy a bit too much, but who can blame him. The Pah-wraiths decided to have one more go at power and sent Dukat to win whatever cup he can, showing once and for all who the true rulers of Bajor should be. | ||
1 (Captain) | Swolecard | The swolest member of the TNG crew in the Mirror Universe. Spits on DYELs and spends at least 10 hours a day at the gym. Has never seen sleeves in his life. As Captain of the /strek/ team, Swolecard makes sure his team works hard every day and he will not accept defeat.
Make it swole. |
Bench[edit | edit source]
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Weyoun 1 | |||||
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Weyoun 6 | |||||
Gene Roddenberry | |||||
Rick Berman | |||||
10 | Lore | An Android, he is both fully funtional and capable of pretty much killing everyone on the pitch if he wanted to (and he will because he's a petty asshole whose daddy didn't love him). A LMF sub for the Butcher of Setlik III, O'Brien, Lore is every bit as terrifying as an Android with daddy issues can be. | |||
19 | B-4 | An Android, he is both fully funtional and capable of pretty much killing everyone on the pitch if he wanted to (but unfortunately he has autism and only likes petting cats and singing). Still, he has his tard rage strength and coming in as a RMF sub for Dukat, he can be a fearful opponent. | |||
4 | Data | An Android, he is both fully funtional and capable of pretty much killing everyone on the pitch if he wanted to (but he won't, he's the nice one and would rather read you poetry he made in honor of his cat). Coming in as a CF sub, Data is impressive in every way and is a worthy addition to the squad. |