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Pos. | IQ | Name | Selfie | Incoherent Ramblings | Former Pos. |
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2 | Principia Discordia | or How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate Of Malaclypse The Younger, Wherein is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything.[1] The (somewhat) holy text of Discordianism. An entertaining read; satirically comedic yet surprisingly philosophical. |
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60 | a strong gust of wind | ||||
76 | The referee | This game is not rigged. | |||
42 | RAW | Robert Anton Wilson. Helped shill Discordianism and the Illuminati through writings and interviews. Wrote some books and thought some things. | |||
23 (Captain) | Eris | Discordia is the Roman goddess of strife and disorder. Her most famous ancient tale was when all the gods were invited to a wedding except for her, so she threw a golden apple at them and started the Trojan War. Around 3129 YOLD, the book αρχής Ἔρις spawned a new religion called Erisianism, who adopted Discordia as their patron goddess of chaos. /co/ wants to fuck her. |
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87 | atretochoana eiselti | haha cock snake[2] | |||
10 | 136199 | "Eris (minor planet designation 136199 Eris) is the most massive and second-largest known dwarf planet in the Solar System. [...] Because Eris appeared to be larger than Pluto, NASA initially described it as the Solar System's tenth planet."[3] Officially named Eris after starting a fight that lead to Pluto being demoted to a dwarf planet. Inhabitants are called Eridians. |
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5 | Erisian Magazine | A community-created zine. Available now. | |||
29 | multiball | I don't know man, I didn't do it.[4] | |||
34 | Goddess Porn | A divisive yet generally tolerated form of post-2002 Eris worship. | |||
61 | Norton I, Emperor of the United States | , Protector of Mexico. A patron saint of Discordianism. |
Rejects[edit | edit source]
Pos. | Length | Name | Pixels | Shitpost | Former Pos. |
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1 | Grayface | If you have been reading this list from top to bottom, you might be suffering from the Curse of Grayface. | |||
32 | Dysnomia | Eris's daughter and moon. | |||
15 | Tommaso Berni | Former reserve goalkeeper of Inter Milan for six years. Received two red cards despite making 0 on-field appearances. | |||
16 | J. R. "Bob" Dobbs | Prophet of a different, unrelated religion. We needed more players, ok? |
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6 | Disc-golf fiat | I mean, I was perfectly happy with 'Discordia' but no, anon over here thought that was too boring and repetitive. Well here you go anon. | |||
86 | Maxwell Atoms | The animator responsible for creating The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, which introduced many younger Discordians to Eris. | |||
17 | Goaltender | it's not like these players will ever get onto the field so why should i write a bio? | |||
20 | What the U.S. Olympic diving team could look like in 2021 | im bored now | |||
13 | Albert Camus | I think he got a Noble Prize for writing absurdist stuff about Sisyphus. | |||
28 | PROSTATE FOOTBALL! (Ban Evasion.) | Cabbage 70/dsc/3186 (PD) 18:34:19 No.2287 Please stop promoting this grayface game in this chan. Please move to another place with your desecration of discordian religion with an attempt to combine it with the centralized prostate football industry. Try to love your footballers somewhere else please.(shut the fuck up retard) erischan user who unironically thinks the /icup/ is a pro-state operation and spammed about it enough to earn a ban.[5] |
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+48 | Wojowniicy piwnicy | Protectors of erischan. | |||
14 | is discordianism a cult? | dunno lol |
Confused/Rediscommunicated Players[edit | edit source]
Former Pos. | No. | Yes. | Face | Description |
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60 | [no-one] | MIA | ||
15 | fnord | |||
+48 | polandball | So, it turns out there used to be a really popular Polish imageboard called erischan... | ||
42 | Chaos | "The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making." Chaos is the true state of the world when viewed without our own illusions of order and disorder. Ironically, removed for being to boring and predictable. Accidentally played in the /test/ game and the game against /yuri/ in Infinity Cup 6 Group F. |