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Popes[edit | edit source]

Pos. IQ Name Selfie Incoherent Ramblings Former Pos.
Pos-GK.png 2 Principia Discordia PrincipiaDiscordia.jpg or How I Found Goddess And What I Did To Her When I Found Her: The Magnum Opiate Of Malaclypse The Younger, Wherein is Explained Absolutely Everything Worth Knowing About Absolutely Anything.[1]
The (somewhat) holy text of Discordianism. An entertaining read; satirically comedic yet surprisingly philosophical.
Pos-CMF.png 60 a strong gust of wind
Pos-SS.png 76 The referee Referee.jpg This game is not rigged. Pos-LWF.png
Pos-CMF.png 42 RAW RAW.jpg Robert Anton Wilson. Helped shill Discordianism and the Illuminati through writings and interviews. Wrote some books and thought some things.
Pos-CF.png 23 (Captain) Eris Epis.jpg Discordia is the Roman goddess of strife and disorder. Her most famous ancient tale was when all the gods were invited to a wedding except for her, so she threw a golden apple at them and started the Trojan War. Around 3129 YOLD, the book αρχής Ἔρις spawned a new religion called Erisianism, who adopted Discordia as their patron goddess of chaos.
/co/ wants to fuck her.
Pos-CMF.png 87 atretochoana eiselti Atreto.jpg haha cock snake[2] Pos-AMF.png
Pos-CB.png 10 136199 136199.jpg "Eris (minor planet designation 136199 Eris) is the most massive and second-largest known dwarf planet in the Solar System. [...] Because Eris appeared to be larger than Pluto, NASA initially described it as the Solar System's tenth planet."[3]
Officially named Eris after starting a fight that lead to Pluto being demoted to a dwarf planet. Inhabitants are called Eridians.
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Pos-CB.png 5 Erisian Magazine ErisianMagazineCover.png A community-created zine. Available now. Pos-CMF.png
Pos-CB.png 29 multiball Ball.jpg I don't know man, I didn't do it.[4] Pos-LB.png
Pos-RWF.png 34 Goddess Porn GoddessPorn.png A divisive yet generally tolerated form of post-2002 Eris worship.
Pos-SS.png 61 Norton I, Emperor of the United States Norton I.jpg , Protector of Mexico. A patron saint of Discordianism.


Rejects[edit | edit source]

Pos. Length Name Pixels Shitpost Former Pos.
Pos-GK.png 1 Grayface TBD icon.png If you have been reading this list from top to bottom, you might be suffering from the Curse of Grayface.
Pos-RWF.png 32 Dysnomia TBD icon.png Eris's daughter and moon. Pos-AMF.png
Pos-GK.png 15 Tommaso Berni TBD icon.png Former reserve goalkeeper of Inter Milan for six years. Received two red cards despite making 0 on-field appearances.
Pos-CMF.png 16 J. R. "Bob" Dobbs TBD icon.png Prophet of a different, unrelated religion.

We needed more players, ok?
Pos-CMF.png 6 Disc-golf fiat DiscGolf.jpg I mean, I was perfectly happy with 'Discordia' but no, anon over here thought that was too boring and repetitive. Well here you go anon. Pos-CB.png
Pos-RWF.png 86 Maxwell Atoms TBD icon.png The animator responsible for creating The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, which introduced many younger Discordians to Eris.
Pos-CMF.png 17 Goaltender TBD icon.png it's not like these players will ever get onto the field so why should i write a bio?
Pos-CMF.png 20 What the U.S. Olympic diving team could look like in 2021 TBD icon.png im bored now Pos-GK.png
Pos-CB.png 13 Albert Camus TBD icon.png I think he got a Noble Prize for writing absurdist stuff about Sisyphus. Pos-RB.png
Pos-CB.png 28 PROSTATE FOOTBALL! (Ban Evasion.) TBD icon.png
Cabbage 70/dsc/3186 (PD) 18:34:19  No.2287
Please stop promoting this grayface game in this chan. Please move to another place with your desecration of discordian religion with an attempt to combine it with the centralized prostate football industry.

Try to love your footballers somewhere else please.(shut the fuck up retard)

erischan user who unironically thinks the /icup/ is a pro-state operation and spammed about it enough to earn a ban.[5]
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Pos-CB.png +48 Wojowniicy piwnicy TBD icon.png Protectors of erischan.
Pos-CB.png 14 is discordianism a cult? TBD icon.png dunno lol Pos-RB.png


Confused/Rediscommunicated Players[edit | edit source]

Former Pos. No. Yes. Face Description
Pos-DMF.png 60 [no-one] MIA
Pos-DMF.png 15 fnord
Pos-LB.png +48 polandball TBD icon.png So, it turns out there used to be a really popular Polish imageboard called erischan...
Pos-CMF.png 42 Chaos TBD icon.png "The Aneristic Principle is that of apparent order; the Eristic Principle is that of apparent disorder. Both order and disorder are man made concepts and are artificial divisions of pure chaos, which is a level deeper than is the level of distinction making."
Chaos is the true state of the world when viewed without our own illusions of order and disorder.

Ironically, removed for being to boring and predictable. Accidentally played in the /test/ game and the game against /yuri/ in Infinity Cup 6 Group F.

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