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/leftypol/
Exposing the Emerald Empire
Leftypol logo.png
/leftypol/ - Leftist Politically Incorrect
Founded Spring 2015
Manager No representative
Team rep leftypolcaretaker !!s3TbZ55/io
Team colors
HEX color cc0000
Leftist Red
Top scorer Karl Marx (5)
Top assister Alunya (2)
Captain Karl Marx
Nickname The Brocialists
Home Ground KONAMI Stadium
Official Competition Record
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 0 2 8 75%
GF GA GD
21 12 +9
Biggest win
/pone/ Pone icon.png 0–6 Leftypol icon.png /leftypol/
January 9, 2016
Biggest defeat
/leftypol/ Leftypol icon.png 2–4 K icon.png /k/
July 3, 2015
First match
/leftypol/ Leftypol icon.png 2–4 K icon.png /k/
July 3, 2015
Team music
Anthem The Internationale

Goal horn Bella Ciao
Kits
Home kit Leftypol firstkit.png
Away kit Leftypol secondkit.png


One of the original 16 teams, /leftypol/ competed as a team for the USSC (/leftypol/, /ref/ and GETchan). /leftypol/ first cup was one full of rigging as their keeper had boosted stats, causing some fuckery to be done to the cup in the form of rematches, ultimately /leftypol/ took an early exit in the cup against /k/. Their second cup was a completely different story, beating every team they faced except for /fit/ the only team that edged a 2-1 victory over the commies. Being the reigning champs of the Winter Cup, many anons expect them to replicate their offensive meme-ball in the upcoming 2016 Summer Cup

History[edit | edit source]

Infinity Cup I[edit | edit source]

The lefties run in the Infinity Cup I was marred with controvery though, as the Lumpenprole and Bourgeoisie fabricated 'evidence' of /leftypol/ cheating in their win over /k/ in the first round and their subsequent annihilation of /pone/. Due to this conspiracy of the capitalist class, /leftypol/ was forced to replay their first round matchup against /k/ and lost 4-2, meaning the exit from the cup. This did nothing to minder the leftists determination though, as with rising class consciousness the comrades prepared for icup II.

Infinity Cup II[edit | edit source]

Nothing could stop them this time. Yet again the cartoon horse menace was defeated with ease in trouncing 6-0 win, and not to be exploited of the surplus value the /leftypol/ players produced on the field, they sealed their advancement into the knockout stages with a win over /baphomet/. With countless hits of the upright leading to a more than unlucky defeat against /fit/ there was a sliver of doubt in the revolution moving into the round of 16.

In the Round of 16, /leftypol/ was pitted against the deviants of /furry/ and the comrades seemed to be in serious trouble as they went 2-0 down 22 minutes in. But by halftime the game was level again thanks to Alunya and Karl Marx. Even when /furry/ retook the lead, /leftypol/ didn't falter, and Karl Marx pulled them level again. When everyone expected extra time the always aware catgirl Alunya scored the dramatic 90+ winner, placing /leftypol/ in the quarterfinals. Here they faced /just/ and again went down early, but never ending pressure ensured that /leftypol/ would take home the 2-1 win thanks to a Slvoy Zizek (sniff) goal.

The semifinal matchup against the big guys of /bane/ began like the 2 previous matches did: down a goal at 20 minutes. Never to be shaken though the sniffing Slovenian equalized instantly, and even when the counterrevolutionary elements of the CIA put /bane/ ahead again, /leftypol/ stayed calm, as they knew they could rely on their board mascot Alunya, and she delivered the equaliser halfway through the 2nd half. The deadlock between the two teams seemed unbreakable, but an unlikely hero emerged on the side of the proletariat. None other than substitue center mid Bernie Sander, the Slick Entryist nudged the win deep into added time in an unforgettable moment.This was the last time the Revolution ever looked in danger, and the Final match against /tv/ was nothing but a formality. Zizek opened the scoring faster than a fascist could yell 'Blitzkrieg', and Karl Marx put the game under wraps with an early 2nd goal. /tv/ never managed to get any offense against the Bunkers of /leftypol/ and the celebrations began under a thunderous rendition of BELLA CIAO!

Roster[edit | edit source]

Main Article: /leftypol/ Roster.

No. Position Player
23 Pos-GK.png Bunkerism
6 Pos-CB.png Tankies
3 Pos-CB.png Bolshevik
2 Pos-RB.png Lenin
21 Pos-LB.png Dialectical Materialism
8 Pos-DMF.png Corbyn
4 Pos-CMF.png >lolbertarians
16 Pos-AMF.png Porky
7 Pos-SS.png Zizek
11 Pos-SS.png Alunya
19 Pos-CF.png Karl Marx (Captain)
No. Position Player
31 Pos-GK.png Gneral Strike
1 Pos-GK.png >muh revisionism
25 Pos-CB.png Classcuck
5 Pos-CB.png YPG Cuties
17 Pos-CB.png Class War Now
18 Pos-RB.png Crapitalism
40 Pos-RB.png Stirner
24 Pos-LB.png Cultural Capitalism
13 Pos-LB.png Leon Trotsky
12 Pos-DMF.png Subcommandante Marcos
10 Pos-CMF.png >Accelerationism
9 Pos-CMF.png Bernie Sanders
                 Formation
Leftypol icon.png /leftypol/
Formation: 4-3-2-1
LeftypolFormation.png
Like most high-scoring teams in the Infinity Cup, /leftypol/ sports a conservative formation. The 4-3-2-1 has served the team well since its implementation in the second Infinity Cup -- under it, /leftypol/ has scored 19 of its 21 cup goals while recording three shut outs and letting in just 8 goals over the course of 7 games.


Roster stats[edit | edit source]

Player Matches Played Career Goals Career Assists Man of the Match
Dialectical Materialism 7 0 1 0
Cultural Capitalism 5 0 0 0
Leon Trotsky 1 0 0 0
Tankies 5 0 0 0
Bolshevik 3 0 0 0
YPG Cuties 4 0 0 0
Classcuck 4 0 0 0
Class War Now 1 0 0 0
Lenin 6 0 0 0
Crapitalism 5 0 0 0
Stirner 3 0 0 0
Corbyn 5 0 0 0
Subcommandante Marcos 4 0 0 0
>lolbertarians 4 0 0 0
>Accelerationism 3 0 0 0
Bernie Sanders 4 1 0 0
Porky 7 0 1 0
Zizek 7 4 5 1
Alunya 7 6 6 2
Karl Marx 8 9 4 2
Unknown 1
Opponent own goals 0
Total Goals: 21

Goalkeeper stats[edit | edit source]

Keeper Matches Played Goals Conceded Keeper Coefficient Man of the Match
General Strike 3 1 0.33 0
Bunkerism 4 7 1.25 0
>muh revisionism 0 0 0.00 0

Match history[edit | edit source]

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
June, 2015 K icon.png /k/ Summer 2015 Infinity Cup 2-2 (7-6 in penalties)[1] C Marxism-Iaraism Goal 5'
Karl Marx Goal 68'
June, 2015 Pone icon.png /pone/ Summer 2015 Infinity Cup 6-3[1] C Marxism-Iaraism Goal 2'14'40'60'
Karl Marx Goal 9'70'
July, 2015 K icon.png /k/ Summer 2015 Infinity Cup 2-4 L REMOVE STORMFRONT Goal 4'
Karl Marx Goal 70'
January, 2016 Pone icon.png /pone/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 6-0 W Karl Marx Goal 11'17'42'59'
Alunya Goal 31'55'
January, 2016 Baphomet icon.png /baphomet/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 1-0 W Alunya Goal ?'
January, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 1-2 L ?
January, 2016 Furry icon.png /furry/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 4-3 W Karl Marx Goal 25'76'
Alunya Goal 35'90+'
January, 2016 Just icon.png /just/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 2-1 W Alunya Goal 31'
Zizek Goal 81'
January, 2016 Bane icon.png /bane/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 3-2 W Zizek Goal 23'
Alunya Goal 67'
Bernie Sander Goal 90+'
January, 2016 Tv icon.png /tv/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 2-0 W Zizek Goal 1'
Karl Marx Goal 16'
  1. 1.0 1.1 The match was voided after it was discovered that /leftypol/ had been using a goalkeeper with improper stats.