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/sw/
The Empire did nothing wrong.
Sw logo.png
/sw/ - Star Wars
Founded Winter 2015
Manager SW Rep
Team rep https://alogs.theguntretort.com/sw/
Team colors
Extra team colors
HEX color 1D1E1E
Sky Black
Top scorer Sheev (6)
Top assister Mace Dindu/Sheev/Highground (2)
Captain Darth Bane?
Nickname The Stormtroopers
Home Ground KONAMI Stadium
Official Competition Record
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 4 5 11 18.18%
GF GA GD
14 13 +1
Biggest win
/furry/ Furry icon.png 0–6 Sw icon.png /sw/
January 11, 2016
Biggest defeat
/sw/ Sw icon.png 1–3 Lego icon.png /lego/
August 22, 2020
First match
/r9k/ R9k icon.png 2–1 Sw icon.png /sw/
January 9, 2016
Team music
Anthem Star Wars: Force Commander - Opening

Goal horn Augie's Great Municipal Band
Sheev Mad About Me (The Cantina Song)
Kits
Home kit Starwars firstkit.png
Away kit Starwars secondkit.png
Goalkeeper kit Starwars gk.png


Once upon a time, in a board far far away, a meme-team was born... /sw/ is the successor to the board once known as /starwars/, a board that had once competed in the 2015 Winter ICUP, but at the time it had been corrupted by shilling and normalfags, a state which sadly showed through during its first run in the ICUP. But even during those dark times, /starwars/ still managed to prove its worth within the ICUP. Now, the new and renewed /sw/, free of the Disney plague that once tainted it so, will regularly compete in the ICUP once more with the hopes of achieving victory while stamping out the tainted legacy of their shilling Disney-loving predecessors.

History[edit | edit source]

Despite many considering this board a shill-team at the time (and it was...) due to Disney's Episode VII's debut being roughly around the same period as the 2015 Winter ICUP, /starwars/ managed to prove their worth in a top-quality offensive football. Sporting the clone armour (suits?) as their kit, /starwars/ was ready to rumble with the best of them in their first ever ICUP game. In fact, many anons were surprised to see the offensive display of their top striker, Sheev, which scored in every single match he played barring the quarterfinals against /a/. Despite them being eliminated from the Winter Cup their keeper, George Lucas sported the 2nd best coefficient netting only 2 goals in 3 matches. We will surely hear more from this board in the upcoming Summer Cup.

Infinity Cup II[edit | edit source]

To everyone's surprise /starwars/ began the tournament by losing 2-1 against the infamous pepe-incarnate /r9k/. However, this couldn't stop the dark side of the force, or the midochlorians and all that jazz as /starwars/ quickly mended their problems with an absolute blowout against the /furry/ degenerates. Even Anakin blushed at the sight of this colossal massacre, the 6-0 win propelled /starwars/ to first place thanks to their positive goal differential and /argentina/ narrowly beating /r9k/ 3-2. However, the group was still up for grabs and anyone had a mathematical chance of making it to the next round. The last mountain to surmount was none other than the erratic /argentina/. The >whitemen received a goal just 3 minutes in, thanks once more to Sheev's infallibility. /argentina/ quickly responded with in the 9th minute now at the feet of their top player, Videla. Nevetheless, /starwars/ would once more rise to the occassion, Sheev once more finding the back of net. /argentina/ in a stubborn stupor equalized 3 minutes later, on the 42nd minute. The first half looked as if it were going to end in a tie yet The High Ground found the best position to put /starwars/ in the lead as the first half promptly ended. Everything seemed to point at /starwars/ passing to the next round as the group leader yet a breakthrough in the 83rd minute put /argentina/ back in the match. However, the argentine squad missed their last chance in the fleeting moments of the game and /starwars/ passed on to the next round with a whopping +5 average. To everyone's dismay /furry/ made it through as well as the groups leader.

So far /starwars/ attacking prowess was no secret yet their irregular defense could prove fatal. They managed a narrow 1-0 win against the equally unsteady /fit/izens and were ready to face infamous champions /a/. Despite /a/s shaky performance in this cup, many were still betting on the previous champions. What many didn't expect was such a close match-up though, with no goals appearing on either side of the score-board until the Kaiser netted one in in the 79th minute. Even so, /starwars/ quickly responded with a goal of their own 5 minutes later. Everything pointed towards extra time and likely penalties, yet the Kaiser wasn't done with them quite yet, scoring a goal 2 minutes before the end of the match, sending starwars back to their galaxy. Overall, a very promising start for /starwars/ which not only managed to hold up against the previous champions but showed good offensive football as their blowout against /furry/ proves.

2019 Summer Infinity Cup[edit | edit source]

The new and renewed /sw/, free of the Disney plague that once tainted it so, will compete in the 2019 Summer ICUP with the hopes of achieving victory while stamping out the tainted legacy of their shilling Disney-loving predecessors.

Roster[edit | edit source]

Main Article: /sw/ Roster.

No. Position Player
1 Pos-GK.png Porkins
6 Pos-LB.png Gilad Pellaeon
30 Pos-CB.png >Jaxxon
18 Pos-CB.png Nerf Herder
2 Pos-RB.png Nute Gunray
16 Pos-DMF.png Sheev Palpatine (Captain)
12 Pos-AMF.png Revan the KOTOR Mulletman
78 Pos-AMF.png Firmus Piett
19 Pos-RWF.png Skippy the Jedi Droid
7 Pos-SS.png Thrawn
10 Pos-CF.png Kyle "Star Wars Jesus" Katarn
No. Position Player
26 Pos-GK.png Wicket Wystri Warrick
23 Pos-LB.png Commander Durge
38 Pos-CB.png RC-1138
11 Pos-CB.png Nik Sant (is not Rex)
47 Pos-CB.png HK-47
50 Pos-RB.png Darth Bane
48 Pos-CMF.png Jagged Fel
22 Pos-CMF.png Dash Rendar
29 Pos-AMF.png Meatbag
                 Formation
Sw icon.png /sw/
Formation: 4-3-3 (5-2-3)
SwFormation.png
A truly unique formation, /sw/'s pseudo-4-3-3 runs more like 5-2-3, with Sheev Palpatine playing on level with the defenders. Further adding to the uniqueness of /sw/'s tactics, the two attack midfielders play to the left side of the field, while the 3rd forward, a Pos-RWF.png, plays as a false third Pos-AMF.png and is unsupported by a Pos-LWF.png on the other side of the pitch.

Roster Stats[edit | edit source]

Main Article: /sw/ Stats.

Player Matches Played Career Goals Career Assists Man of the Match
Gilad Pellaeon 4 0 0 0
>Jaxxon 6 0 0 0
Nerf Herder 6 0 0 0
Nute Gunray 5 0 0 0
Sheev Palpatine 11 6 2 0
Firmus Piett 6 0 1 0
Revan the KOTOR Mulletman 8 0 0 0
Skippy the Jedi Droid 6 0 1 0
Thrawn 6 1 0 0
Kyle 'Star Wars Jesus' Katarn 6 1 0 0
Commander Durge 3 0 0 0
Darth Bane 4 0 0 0
RC-1138 3 0 0 0
Nik Sant (Is Not Rex) 0 0 0 0
HK-47 6 0 0 0
Stupid Ap 2 0 0 0
Meatbag 1 0 0 0
Jagged Fel 0 0 0 0
Dash Rendar 3 0 0 0
Goals Scored 14
Opponent own goals 0
Total Goals: 14
Keeper Matches Played Goals Conceded Keeper Coefficient Saves
Porkins 5 6 1.20 11
Wicket Wystri Warrick 0 0 0 0
(((Alderaan))) 1 0 0.00 0

Match history[edit | edit source]

Note: Results list /sw/'s goals first

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
January, 2016 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 1-2 L Goal 22' Sheev Palpatine
January, 2016 Furry icon.png /furry/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 6-0 W Goal 25'79' Sheev Palpatine
Goal 31'66' The High Ground
Goal 44' Mace Dindu
Goal 62' Grevious
January, 2016 Argentina icon.png /argentina/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 3-3 D Goal 3'39' Sheev Palpatine
Goal 45+' The High Ground
January, 2016 Fit icon.png /fit/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 1-0 W Goal 22' Sheev Palpatine
January, 2016 A icon.png /a/ Winter 2015 Infinity Cup 1-2 L Goal 84' The High Ground
November 22, 2019 Tv icon.png /tv/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D 1-1 D Goal 62' Kyle "Star Wars Jesus" Katarn
November 29, 2019 Yuri icon.png /u/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D 0-0 D
November 30, 2019 Bmn icon.png /bmn/ 2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D 0-1 L
August 8, 2020 Bane icon.png /bane/ Infinity Cup 6 Group B 0-2 C
August 9, 2020 Bane icon.png /bane/ Infinity Cup 6 Group B 0-0 D
August 15, 2020 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Infinity Cup 6 Group B 0-1 L
August 22, 2020 Lego icon.png /lego/ Infinity Cup 6 Group B 1-3 L Goal 41' Thrawn