/sw/
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The Empire did nothing wrong.
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/sw/ - Star Wars
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Founded
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Winter 2015
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Manager
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SW Rep
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Team rep
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https://alogs.theguntretort.com/sw/
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Team colors
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Extra team colors
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HEX color
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1D1E1E Sky Black
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Top scorer
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Sheev (6)
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Top assister
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Mace Dindu/Sheev/Highground (2)
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Captain
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Darth Bane?
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Nickname
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The Stormtroopers
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Home Ground
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KONAMI Stadium
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Official Competition Record
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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2
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4
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5
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11
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18.18%
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Team music
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Kits
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Home kit
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Away kit
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Goalkeeper kit
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Once upon a time, in a board far far away, a meme-team was born... /sw/ is the successor to the board once known as /starwars/, a board that had once competed in the 2015 Winter ICUP, but at the time it had been corrupted by shilling and normalfags, a state which sadly showed through during its first run in the ICUP. But even during those dark times, /starwars/ still managed to prove its worth within the ICUP. Now, the new and renewed /sw/, free of the Disney plague that once tainted it so, will regularly compete in the ICUP once more with the hopes of achieving victory while stamping out the tainted legacy of their shilling Disney-loving predecessors.
Despite many considering this board a shill-team at the time (and it was...) due to Disney's Episode VII's debut being roughly around the same period as the 2015 Winter ICUP, /starwars/ managed to prove their worth in a top-quality offensive football. Sporting the clone armour (suits?) as their kit, /starwars/ was ready to rumble with the best of them in their first ever ICUP game. In fact, many anons were surprised to see the offensive display of their top striker, Sheev, which scored in every single match he played barring the quarterfinals against /a/. Despite them being eliminated from the Winter Cup their keeper, George Lucas sported the 2nd best coefficient netting only 2 goals in 3 matches. We will surely hear more from this board in the upcoming Summer Cup.
To everyone's surprise /starwars/ began the tournament by losing 2-1 against the infamous pepe-incarnate /r9k/. However, this couldn't stop the dark side of the force, or the midochlorians and all that jazz as /starwars/ quickly mended their problems with an absolute blowout against the /furry/ degenerates. Even Anakin blushed at the sight of this colossal massacre, the 6-0 win propelled /starwars/ to first place thanks to their positive goal differential and /argentina/ narrowly beating /r9k/ 3-2. However, the group was still up for grabs and anyone had a mathematical chance of making it to the next round. The last mountain to surmount was none other than the erratic /argentina/. The >whitemen received a goal just 3 minutes in, thanks once more to Sheev's infallibility. /argentina/ quickly responded with in the 9th minute now at the feet of their top player, Videla. Nevetheless, /starwars/ would once more rise to the occassion, Sheev once more finding the back of net. /argentina/ in a stubborn stupor equalized 3 minutes later, on the 42nd minute. The first half looked as if it were going to end in a tie yet The High Ground found the best position to put /starwars/ in the lead as the first half promptly ended. Everything seemed to point at /starwars/ passing to the next round as the group leader yet a breakthrough in the 83rd minute put /argentina/ back in the match. However, the argentine squad missed their last chance in the fleeting moments of the game and /starwars/ passed on to the next round with a whopping +5 average. To everyone's dismay /furry/ made it through as well as the groups leader.
So far /starwars/ attacking prowess was no secret yet their irregular defense could prove fatal. They managed a narrow 1-0 win against the equally unsteady /fit/izens and were ready to face infamous champions /a/. Despite /a/s shaky performance in this cup, many were still betting on the previous champions. What many didn't expect was such a close match-up though, with no goals appearing on either side of the score-board until the Kaiser netted one in in the 79th minute. Even so, /starwars/ quickly responded with a goal of their own 5 minutes later. Everything pointed towards extra time and likely penalties, yet the Kaiser wasn't done with them quite yet, scoring a goal 2 minutes before the end of the match, sending starwars back to their galaxy. Overall, a very promising start for /starwars/ which not only managed to hold up against the previous champions but showed good offensive football as their blowout against /furry/ proves.
The new and renewed /sw/, free of the Disney plague that once tainted it so, will compete in the 2019 Summer ICUP with the hopes of achieving victory while stamping out the tainted legacy of their shilling Disney-loving predecessors.
Main Article: /sw/ Roster.
No.
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Position
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Player
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1
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Porkins
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6
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Gilad Pellaeon
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30
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>Jaxxon
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18
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Nerf Herder
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2
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Nute Gunray
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16
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Sheev Palpatine (Captain)
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12
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Revan the KOTOR Mulletman
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78
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Firmus Piett
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19
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Skippy the Jedi Droid
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7
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Thrawn
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10
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Kyle "Star Wars Jesus" Katarn
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No.
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Position
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Player
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26
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Wicket Wystri Warrick
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23
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Commander Durge
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38
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RC-1138
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11
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Nik Sant (is not Rex)
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47
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HK-47
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50
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Darth Bane
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48
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Jagged Fel
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22
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Dash Rendar
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29
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Meatbag
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Formation
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/sw/
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Formation: 4-3-3 (5-2-3)
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A truly unique formation, /sw/'s pseudo-4-3-3 runs more like 5-2-3, with Sheev Palpatine playing on level with the defenders. Further adding to the uniqueness of /sw/'s tactics, the two attack midfielders play to the left side of the field, while the 3rd forward, a , plays as a false third and is unsupported by a on the other side of the pitch.
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Main Article: /sw/ Stats.
Player
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Matches Played
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Career Goals
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Career Assists
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Man of the Match
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Gilad Pellaeon
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4
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0
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0
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0
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>Jaxxon
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6
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0
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0
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0
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Nerf Herder
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6
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0
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0
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0
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Nute Gunray
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5
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0
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0
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0
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Sheev Palpatine
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11
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6
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2
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0
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Firmus Piett
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6
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0
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1
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0
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Revan the KOTOR Mulletman
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8
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0
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0
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0
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Skippy the Jedi Droid
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6
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0
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1
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0
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Thrawn
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6
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1
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0
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0
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Kyle 'Star Wars Jesus' Katarn
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6
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1
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0
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0
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Commander Durge
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3
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0
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0
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0
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Darth Bane
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4
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0
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0
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0
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RC-1138
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3
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0
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0
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0
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Nik Sant (Is Not Rex)
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0
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0
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0
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0
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HK-47
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6
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0
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0
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0
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Stupid Ap
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2
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0
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0
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0
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Meatbag
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1
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0
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0
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0
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Jagged Fel
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0
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0
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0
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0
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Dash Rendar
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3
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0
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0
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0
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Goals Scored
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14
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Opponent own goals
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0
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Total Goals:
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14
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Keeper
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Matches Played
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Goals Conceded
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Keeper Coefficient
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Saves
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Porkins
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5
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6
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1.20
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11
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Wicket Wystri Warrick
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0
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0
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0
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0
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(((Alderaan)))
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1
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0
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0.00
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0
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Note: Results list /sw/'s goals first
Date
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Opponent
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Competition
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Result
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Scorers
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January, 2016
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/r9k/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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1-2 L
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22' Sheev Palpatine
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January, 2016
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/furry/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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6-0 W
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25', 79' Sheev Palpatine 31', 66' The High Ground 44' Mace Dindu 62' Grevious
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January, 2016
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/argentina/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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3-3 D
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3', 39' Sheev Palpatine 45+' The High Ground
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January, 2016
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/fit/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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1-0 W
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22' Sheev Palpatine
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January, 2016
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/a/
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Winter 2015 Infinity Cup
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1-2 L
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84' The High Ground
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November 22, 2019
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/tv/
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2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D
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1-1 D
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62' Kyle "Star Wars Jesus" Katarn
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November 29, 2019
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/u/
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2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D
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0-0 D
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November 30, 2019
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/bmn/
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2019 Summer Infinity Cup Group D
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0-1 L
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August 8, 2020
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/bane/
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Infinity Cup 6 Group B
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0-2 C
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August 9, 2020
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/bane/
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Infinity Cup 6 Group B
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0-0 D
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August 15, 2020
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/wooo/
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Infinity Cup 6 Group B
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0-1 L
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August 22, 2020
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/lego/
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Infinity Cup 6 Group B
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1-3 L
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41' Thrawn
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